the Shemya informer
25 Apr 1959
(page 3)
LOST AND FOUND
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LOST. FOUND.
ONE PAIR OF HEAD SETS. ONE PAIR OF HEAD SETS.
THEY ARE WELL MARKED WITH THEY ARE COMPLETELY COVERED WITH
THE INITIALS, G. P. FINDER PEANUT BUTTER, AND THE INITIALS G. P.
PLEASE RETURN TO T/C OF TRICK SEEN CLEARLY THROUGH THE MESS.
TWO. REWARD IS OFFERED. W. R.
G. P.
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Page 3
FUR SAIL:
1 (ONE) PR. (PAIR) OF HEAD SETS. PLS SEE G. P. ONE PIECE OF BREAD (NWA)
GIVEN FREE.
4 SAIL; T
ONE ROYAL REMING O TIPEWRYTER. PLECE SEA THA DEITOR OF THIS PAPER.
E N
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WANTED TO BUY.
1 EZY 2 REDE BOOK OF WORDS. (DICKIONEY) NOTEYFIE THE EDITER OF THUS
PAPER.
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LAST MINUTE FLASHES
WHAT WELL KNOWN PFC IS GOING STEADY WITH THAT FIRST SGT. (SERVICE UNKNOWN)
DUE TO THE FACT THAT NO FIRING OF ANY WEAPON WILL BE ALLOWED ON SHEMYA
NWA RELUCTANTLY ANNOUNCES THAT THEY WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO FURNISH
CHICKENS DINNERS AT THE AIR FORCE MESSING FACILITIES.
NEWS OF WORLS PIECE.
A FAMOUNS MAINTENANCE NCO SOMETINME LAUGHING REFERRED TO AS FLASHING
FRANK AND DAPPER DAN (JACK) MILLER HAVE NOW MADE UP. THEY WERE SEEN LAST
NIGHT IN A FAMOUS NITE SPOT HAVING COCK-TAILS.
TRANSPORTATION PROBLEM SOLVED.
AFTER HIRING AN EFFICIENCY EXPERT FOR TWO WEEKS NWA WAS FINALLY
ABLE TO HIT UPON AN EXCELLENT WAY OF GETTING THEIR CREWS SAFELY
BACK TO THE BELOVED MAINLAND. THEY WENT THAT-A-WAY BY REEVES ALEUTIAN
AIRLINES.
SPORTS . . . . . . . . . BY FUNK (NOT FREDDY)
IT WAS LEARNED TODAY THAT TRICK ONE HAS JUST COMPLETED A BOWLING
TOURNAMENT AT THE LOCAL ALLEY. THEY BOWLED A TOTAL OF SIX LINES BEFORE THEY
REALIZED THE ALLEYS HAD BEEN TORN UP THE PREVIOUS WEEK. THIS CAN BE WELL
UNDERSTOOD, AS IT WAS THEIR SECORN DAY OF BREAK.
"MY TRICK IS STILL IN FIRST PLACE." SAYS FEGIE. (FINK) THEY STILL HAVEN'T ARRIVED TO
WORK ON TIME IN THREE WEEKS. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, FERG.
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the Shemya informer
25 Apr 1959
(page 3)
Page 3
FUR SAIL:
1 (ONE) PR. (PAIR) OF HEAD SETS. PLS SEE G. P. ONE PIECE OF
BREAD (NWA)
GIVEN FREE.
4 SAIL; T
ONE ROYAL REMING O TIPEWRYTER. PLECE SEA THA DEITOR
E N
OF THIS PAPER.
______________________________________________________________
LAST MINUTE FLASHES
WHAT WELL KNOWN PFC IS GOING STEADY WITH THAT FIRST
SGT. (SERVICE UNKNOWN)
DUE TO THE FACT THAT NO FIRING OF ANY WEAPON WILL BE
ALLOWED ON SHEMYA NWA RELUCTANTLY ANNOUNCES THAT
THEY WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO FURNISH CHICKENS
DINNERS AT THE AIR FORCE MESSING FACILITIES.
NEWS OF WORLS PIECE.
A FAMOUNS MAINTENANCE NCO SOMETINME LAUGHING
REFERRED TO AS FLASHING FRANK AND DAPPER DAN (JACK)
MILLER HAVE NOW MADE UP. THEY WERE SEEN LAST NIGHT IN
A FAMOUS NITE SPOT HAVING COCK-TAILS.
TRANSPORTATION PROBLEM SOLVED.
AFTER HIRING AN EFFICIENCY EXPERT FOR TWO WEEKS NWA
WAS FINALLY ABLE TO HIT UPON AN EXCELLENT WAY OF
GETTING THEIR CREWS SAFELY BACK TO THE BELOVED
MAINLAND. THEY WENT THAT-A-WAY BY REEVES ALEUTIAN
AIRLINES.
SPORTS . . . . . . . . . BY FUNK (NOT FREDDY)
IT WAS LEARNED TODAY THAT TRICK ONE HAS JUST
COMPLETED A BOWLING TOURNAMENT AT THE LOCAL ALLEY.
THEY BOWLED A TOTAL OF SIX LINES BEFORE THEY
REALIZED THE ALLEYS HAD BEEN TORN UP THE PREVIOUS
WEEK. THIS CAN BE WELL UNDERSTOOD, AS IT WAS THEIR
SECORN DAY OF BREAK.
"MY TRICK IS STILL IN FIRST PLACE." SAYS FEGIE. (FINK) THEY
STILL HAVEN'T ARRIVED TO WORK ON TIME IN THREE WEEKS.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, FERG.
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LOST.
ONE PAIR OF HEAD SETS.
THEY ARE WELL MARKED WITH
THE INITIALS, G. P. FINDER
PLEASE RETURN TO T/C OF
TRICK TWO. REWARD IS
OFFERED.
G. P.
FOUND.
ONE PAIR OF HEAD SETS.
THEY ARE COMPLETELY
COVERED WITH PEANUT
BUTTER, AND THE INITIALS G. P.
SEEN CLEARLY THROUGH THE
MESS.
W. R.
LOST AND FOUND
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